i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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