Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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