I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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