You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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