My brain says no but my pants say off.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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