even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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