But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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