I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This is the high leading the old right now
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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