Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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