Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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