Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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