Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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