If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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