oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
