Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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