Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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