put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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