I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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