Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
