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  You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.

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• Party 'Fowl'!

  Submitted by nocliq on Mar 15, 11 at 4:52pm

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  • Genius my friend. Genius.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 15, 11 at 10:38pm

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• God, this one actually made me laugh. I always feel awkward laughing while I'm shitting.

  Submitted by dawgs on Mar 15, 11 at 5:08pm

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  • your comment made me laugh while shitting

    Submitted by djhays on Mar 16, 11 at 8:25pm

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    • c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!

      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 17, 11 at 12:18pm

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• I know he means grey goose, but I wished he meant an actual goose.

  Submitted by XZero on Mar 15, 11 at 4:47pm

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  • awww downer, i was picturing a boiled goose

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 16, 11 at 9:41am

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• Awesome quote and avian theviery. I'd buy this guy a beer.

  Submitted by icanfly303 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:29pm

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• I hope they meant actual goose

  Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:25pm

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• It's not just Lawton that's this area code. It's almost all of Oklahoma.

  Submitted by raggawr on May 22, 11 at 7:02pm

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• it's called 'winning.' take notes.

  Submitted by thebatman on Mar 16, 11 at 2:35am

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• http://runawaygoose.blogspot.com This was him.

  Submitted by VegasBD on Mar 15, 11 at 5:54pm

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• literally lol'd

  Submitted by wingman693 on Mar 16, 11 at 8:38pm

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• I just cried a little

  Submitted by Wi1itean on Mar 17, 11 at 4:12pm

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• Lawton area code........something good actually happened in that shit hole of a town!

  Submitted by texas2newyork on Mar 15, 11 at 11:04pm

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• Yeah, I bet he bust through that screen door like nothing was there...

  Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 15, 11 at 5:38pm

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  • Your comments have changed; you're obviously fake. :D

    Submitted by said8ED on Mar 15, 11 at 11:01pm

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• Made me laugh cuz i thot he was duin an arnold szchwarzeneger impression. GET TO DA CHOPPA!

  Submitted by ohcrap_13 on Mar 18, 11 at 11:31am

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• I sometimes wonder how often people use their smartphones while they take a shit, and how often they are asked by other people if they could borrow their phone. Kinda gross.

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 25, 12 at 11:41pm

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• Holy shit

  Submitted by helloween on Mar 15, 11 at 7:24pm

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• shit, andrea is that you?

  Submitted by winered95 on Mar 19, 11 at 9:40pm

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• You want to be a farmer? Where heres a couple of acres!

  Submitted by motley on Jul 1, 11 at 5:22am

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• I'm so glad I'm not the only one who reads this while they shit

  Submitted by dstover on Mar 19, 11 at 10:21pm

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• only in Lawton, OK

  Submitted by switchRR on Mar 15, 11 at 10:48pm

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• he was having Nam flashbacks. "gotta save the goose from Charlie!"

  Submitted by satanslilhelper on Mar 17, 11 at 10:35am

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• Manlaw. You forgot to say it was fake... What happened to you?

  Submitted by landonmetz on Mar 16, 11 at 2:07am

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  • brain implant. There's hope for our future.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 17, 11 at 9:40am

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• Beautiful absolutly beautiful

  Submitted by yotrey on Mar 16, 11 at 8:12pm

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• That is the most hilarious fucking text I've ever read on the site!!

  Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jun 15, 13 at 8:11am

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• This would be so much funnier if it really was a real goose not grey goose. But it's still pretty funny

  Submitted by remygorawr on Mar 15, 11 at 7:43pm

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• Nocliq, that was brilliant!! Ha ha ha!!!

  Submitted by princessangry on Mar 15, 11 at 9:24pm

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• Well your from the 580 so you must be trashy

  Submitted by krazybobblehead on Mar 16, 11 at 12:17am

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• Is it wrong tht black ops comes to mind, like u were JUST playing it

  Submitted by satanson666 on Apr 11, 11 at 6:00pm

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• I'd be disappointed if it wasn't a real goose.

  Submitted by washingtonkaytay on Apr 2, 11 at 5:56pm

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• I hope you mean "bottle of Grey Goose" and not an *actual* goose.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 15, 11 at 4:20pm

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• Have you noticed that all the good nights happen to guys and all the bad nights happen to girls?

  Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Apr 8, 11 at 2:22pm

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• He just pulled a wasted ninja on your ass.

  Submitted by ninjaman181 on Apr 5, 11 at 11:03pm

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