Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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