cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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