It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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