Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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