He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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