Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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