We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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