Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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