How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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