Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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