yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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