How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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