So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
this will be a night to untag.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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