So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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