You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It was confusing and full of hummus
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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