question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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