just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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