New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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