Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
