I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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