I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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