And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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