Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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