But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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