We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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