Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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