Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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