I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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