So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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