I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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