You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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