She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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