Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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