She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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