Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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