David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
