either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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