I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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