dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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